Women’s Expressions Men Don’t Understand

Do I look fat in this?

things women say that men don't understand

A better translation would be “Do you think I’m ugly?” and the answer is categorically “no”.

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No

things women say that men don't understand

It means “no”.

Are you listening?

things women say that men don't understand

You are not listening. There is no way to recover from this.

It’s up to you

things women say that men don't understand

If you think this means you have freedom to choose then you are very, very mistaken. A much better translation would be “It’s up to you…to select the right choice which I know but I am not going to tell you because you should know.” Making the wrong choice will usually result in an “It’s okay (see #17).

5 minutes

things women say that men don't understand

This depends on context. If she is getting dressed then it is most likely somewhere between 30 and 40 minutes. If you are watching TV then it is closer to 0 minutes. As in “why are you watching TV right now when you should be doing something productive?”

Thanks a lot

things women say that men don't understand

It’s a very small distinction but this is actually the opposite of “thanks”. Under no circumstances should you say “you’re welcome”. Typically that would land you back at #12 (Whatever).

We need to talk

things women say that men don't understand

You’re dead.

I don’t want to talk about it

things women say that men don't understand

She wants you to go away because she is still building up evidence against you.

 

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