A virgin bride reportedly bashed her husband on the head during their honeymoon, after seeing his large penis for the first time.
According to reports, Mnombo Madyibi (pictured below) – nicknamed Anaconda by his friends, was attacked while trying to get intimate with his wife on their honeymoon after they both decided to abstain from sex until marriage.
The unnamed wife reportedly described her husband’s penis as a ‘hairy, scary cucumber’ after seeing it for the first time. Revealing what happened, Madyibi said:
‘All was well and she enjoyed the foreplay. But all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear.’
She reacted in horror, bit his ear and squeezed his private parts.
‘Before I knew it, she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I’d bought her as a gift.’
Their screams woke up other guests at their bed and breakfast in Coffee Bay, South Africa, and the pair ended up heading back home.
While Madyibi thinks his wife was angry because he could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar, his wife when contacted said she only slapped him on the cheek. They have decided to use marriage counseling instead of involving the police to solve their issues.